Student Essays Graded: 0
Classes Planned: 0
Hours Spent on Internet: 1,000,001
Shelves Fixed: 1
(We were even promised to be reimbursed for our broken glasses and mugs...Joe and I could have sworn we had those Fancy Riedel glasses we've always wanted.)
Non-internet Pages Read: 11
Bowls of Oatmeal Consumed: 3
Loads of Laundry Finished: 1!
See I did something productive this weekend. And, the washer and dryer we have in our building actually produce clothes that smell clean! That's new.
I'll grade today. Or tomorrow. Or in October. It should be a rule that you don't have to grade anything until you've been paid.